What a Clown! How to Make a Living or Simply Entertain Your Kids by
Clowning
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_NO CLOWNING AROUND …_
DISCOVER EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW TO EARN TONS OF LAUGHS & PILES
OF CASH … AS A CLOWN!
Dear friend,
Whether you want to earn a living as a clown or you just want to
learn some clown tricks to entertain your kids, this is THE MOST
EXCITING MESSAGE you’re going to read today!
Here’s why:
There’s a new ebook available that reveals HOW ANYONE CAN BE
“CLOWNING AROUND” AND MAKING PEOPLE SMILE IN NO TIME!
Introducing “What a Clown! How to Make a Living or Simply
Entertain Your Kids by Clowning!”
At last, there is a COMPREHENSIVE, YET EASY-TO-READ GUIDE that
reveals not only how to become a clown and make people laugh like
crazy but also how to make money as a clown and even how you to make
it your career!
Here is more of what you will learn from this amazing ebook:
* THE SECRETS TO MAKING PEOPLE LAUGH – _YOU’LL BE AMAZED AT HOW
EASY IT IS TO DO WHEN YOU FOLLOW THESE SIMPLE TIPS!_
* HOW TO FIND YOUR “INNER CLOWN” AND CREATE A WINNING CLOWN
CHARACTER!
* HOW TO “MAKE UP” YOUR CLOWN FACE – _INCLUDING HOW TO APPLY
MAKE UP LIKE A PRO, HOW TO FIND THE RIGHT FAKE NOSE AND MUCH MORE!_
* HOW TO CREATE YOUR COSTUME – _ARE FLOPPY GIANT SHOES FOR YOU?
FIND OUT HERE!_
* HOW TO DEVELOP YOUR CLOWN PERSONA – _WILL YOU BE A TALKING
CLOWN OR A SILENT CLOWN … WILL YOU BE A GOOFY SCIENTIST OR
“BOZO” THE CLOWN … FIND OUT HERE HOW TO EASILY DETERMINE WHAT
TYPE OF CLOWN FITS YOU BEST!_
* HOW TO GET YOUR CLOWN BODY LANGUAGE DOWN AND HAVE YOUR AUDIENCE
LAUGHING BEFORE YOU EVEN DO ONE TRICK – _THE SECRETS TO FUNNY CLOWN
MOVEMENT ARE REVEALED HERE!_
* HOW TO CHOOSE YOUR CLOWN EQUIPMENT – _FROM MUSICAL INSTRUMENTS
TO STILTS TO A FACE PAINTING KIT AND MORE, IT’S ALL BROKEN DOWN HERE
SO YOU CAN QUICKLY DECIDE WHAT EQUIPMENT AND PROPS TO USE TO GENERATE
THE MOST LAUGHS!_
* HOW TO “THINK FUNNY” AND DEVELOP YOU OWN HILARIOUS CLOWN
ROUTINE – _WHETHER YOU WANT TO TELL JOKES OR EMPLOY SLAPSTICK HUMOR
ALL THE SECRETS YOU NEED TO KNOW TO DEVELOP YOUR CREATIVE SIDE AND
MAKE PEOPLE LAUGH ARE REVEALED HERE!_
* HOW TO FIND WORK AS A CLOWN NO MATTER WHERE YOU ARE!
* HOW TO GROW YOUR CLOWN BUSINESS AND BE MAKING BIG MONEY FASTER
THAN YOU EVER DARED DREAM POSSIBLE!
* AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!
That’s Right, The Secrets to Becoming a Funny, Successful Clown
Are Finally Revealed!
Children have been fascinated with clowns for many, many decades
and, as a result, it has been the dream of lots of children to grow up
and become a clown.
Maybe you were one such child. If so, you should know that thanks to
the_ WHAT A CLOWN! HOW TO MAKE A LIVING OR SIMPLY ENTERTAIN YOUR KIDS
BY CLOWNING _ebook, it is NOW EASIER TO BECOME A CLOWN THAN EVER
BEFORE!
Now you can discover all the TIPS, TRICKS, TECHNIQUES AND SECRETS
you need to know to become a clown and start making people double over
with laughter from one convenient, inexpensive ebook!
This information-packed, yet easy-to-follow ebook contains a
COMPLETE STEP-BY-STEP BLUEPRINT FOR BECOMING A CLOWN.
And you’ll learn how you can QUICKLY AND EASILY START EARNING
MONEY AS A FULL OR PART-TIME CLOWN – even if you have absolutely no
prior clowning experience to speak of.
It’s true.
You don’t need to know anything about clowning to make money with
this opportunity, as I am prepared to show you exactly what you need
to do.
* I WILL HOLD YOUR HAND AND SPOON-FEED YOU THE INFORMATION
STEP-BY-STEP.
* I WILL EXPLAIN EXACTLY WHAT YOU MUST DO TO MAKE MORE MONEY THAN
YOU PROBABLY EVER DREAMED POSSIBLE AS A CLOWN!
Hello, my name is Regine and I love to clown around and make people
laugh. I’m here today to tell you that to succeed as a clown you
_DON’T_ need any special training, diplomas or aptitude.
You don’t even need any prior clowning experience at all!
All you _DO_ need is to read my “WHAT A CLOWN!” ebook.
That's it!
If you read this ebook, you will know exactly what you need to do to
earn money and laughs as a clown (either part-time or full-time,
it’s up to you)!
IN ALL HONESTY, CLOWNING IS THE BEST JOB YOU COULD EVER HAVE.
It’s a career that allows you to earn good money doing something
that is simple, fun and rewarding.
And what could possibly be better than that?
Plus, you will be your own boss, so you can:
* TAKE VACATIONS WHENEVER YOU WANT!
* DETERMINE HOW MUCH MONEY YOU WANT TO MAKE INSTEAD OF RELYING ON
SOMEONE ELSE TO DETERMINE THAT FOR YOU!
* DECIDE WHAT YOUR WORK HOURS ARE. IF YOU WANT TO KNOCK OFF EARLY
ONE DAY, IT’S YOUR DECISION!
* FINALLY ESCAPE THE COMPETITIVENESS, THE BACKSTABBING AND THE LONG
HOURS OF THE RAT RACE!
* SPEND MUCH MORE TIME WITH YOUR FAMILY!
It really is great! I WOULDN'T EVEN CALL CLOWNING DO A JOB. Clowning
is actually fun to do and being able to brighten somebody’s day and
bring a smile to their face gives you a sense of satisfaction that you
wouldn’t believe!
Becoming a Clown is Your Chance to Set Your Own Schedule & Work When
You Want to – You Can Make as Much as You Want or as Little As You
Need!
Of course, you can't just jump on the clown “bandwagon” and try
to make money on instinct.
IT JUST WON'T WORK.
You need guidance.
You need to learn the ropes so you can develop your clown character
and start making people laugh faster than you thought possible!
IN SHORT, YOU NEED THIS BOOK.
It is a completely detailed education and teaching manual. It will
explain every part of the process you need to go through in order to
become a successful clown.
Get the “WHAT A CLOWN!” ebook and you’ll learn:
* CLOWN TRICKS THAT ARE SURE TO HAVE YOUR AUDIENCE ROLLING IN THE
AISLES WITH LAUGHTER
* CLASSIC CLOWN SKETCHES THAT NEVER GET OLD OR LESS FUNNY – _SUCH
AS THE BOXING SKETCH, THE PIE IN THE FACE SKETCH AND MUCH MORE!_
* HOW TO PAINT FACES LIKE A PRO – _EVEN IF YOU’VE NEVER DONE IT
BEFORE!_
* MAGIC TRICKS THAT WILL LEAVE YOUR AUDIENCE WIDE-EYED WITH
AMAZEMENT!
* HOW TO GET THE AUDIENCE EATING OUT OF THE PALM OF YOUR HAND FROM
THE MINUTE YOU WALK ON STAGE!
* AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!
Additional clown skills revealed in this book include:
* SINGING AND DANCING
* MIME
* STORYTELLING
* JUGGLING
* MAKING BALLOON ANIMALS
* PUPPETRY
* RIDING A UNICYCLE
* STILT WALKING
Believe It or Not, Clowning is Big Business!
The market for clowns is huge! Clowns are sought after to provide
entertainment for:
* PARTIES – BOTH CHILDREN AND ADULT
* FAIRS
* GATHERINGS
* SPECIAL EVENTS
* STORE AND RESTAURANT OPENINGS
* AND MUCH, MUCH MORE!
If you love people and are looking for a business with a low
startup, clowning may be perfect for you!
And now you can learn exactly what you need to do to be successful
as a clown from my “WHAT A CLOWN!” ebook.
This book reveals all the ins and outs of becoming a successful
clown, including:
* WHO HIRES CLOWNS AND HOW TO MAKE SURE YOU ARE THE FIRST PERSON
THEY CALL!
* 6 LUCRATIVE CLOWN MARKETS AND HOW TO EXPLOIT EACH FOR MAXIMUM
PROFITS!
* HOW TO DEVELOP YOUR CLOWN BUSINESS – _INCLUDING WHEN YOU SHOULD
START WORKING WITH A BOOKING AGENCY AND WHAT YOU NEED TO KNOW TO
ENSURE THIS RELATIONSHIP WORKS WELL FOR YOU!_
SO WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?
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Imagine what it would be like to be able to work when you wanted –
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Imagine being able to do something fun like making people laugh and
get paid for it. _HOW GREAT WOULD THAT FEEL?_
You’d be able to work at parties and special events – no more
dealing with the daily grind of rush hour traffic!
You’d actually be earning a living by making people happier. _NOW
WOULDN'T THAT BE A FABULOUS FEELING?_
Learn the secrets I reveal in the “WHAT A CLOWN!” ebook and you
could be doing all the above in a matter of days.
You could even choose to start your clowning business part-time
while continuing your current job.
That way your hobby could become a great second or third income.
Imagine bringing another several hundred dollars a month into your
home. Would that help pay the bills or allow you to buy those little
extras you’ve always wanted?
It’s all possible through clowning. But you have to take that
first step. You have to learn how to get started. You have to read the
“WHAT A CLOWN” ebook.
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At the same time, I wanted ANYONE to be able to become a clown as
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REGINE HEHN
AUTHOR OF THE “WHAT A CLOWN” EBOOK
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