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Finally a fast, step-by-step blueprint to catapult you to
Internet success in a matter of weeks
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Let me show you how to create your own success story by catching a guru and riding on his success to Internet stardom
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Forget the hard slog, burning of the midnight oil, writing your articles on subjects you know nothing about - or care for!

Take my proven shortcut to Internet riches by leveraging other people's hard work, reputation and experience, pain free!
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From: Ference Kish
Date: 19th March 2008

 

Dear Friend,

In the next few minutes I'll change your life forever, whether you buy what I have to offer or not.

I'll do that by changing the way you think about Internet marketing and they way you have been doing it from day one.

You don't have to buy anything, you don't have to signup if you don't want to, I can only look after so many people anyway. All I want is an open mind and ears for the short time it takes to read what I have to say.

There won't be any magic, tricks with mirrors or 'dazzlement-by-jargon'. It'll be honest, common sense which has been covered up by internet-smoke and hype for much too long in this game.

So sit back, relax and take your time. This is going to be an adventure not a destination. Come and ride with me...

 

You are here...

Tell me, friend, how many ebooks have you purchased that claimed to teach you everything you need to know about making money online, to jack in your 9-5 job and sack your boss?

How many of these books have actually delivered and taught you anything worthwhile?

Are you still using fancy scripts to try and spam your way to Google's first page, have you got an army of nameless soldiers in remote parts of the East churning out articles with no real content in them with the false hope of getting 'organic' and flood your sites with traffic?

Or have you decided on risking your last penny on PPC advertising in your desperation of getting that all elusive traffic to your blogs that no-one actually reads...

Are you a lurker?

Perhaps you are lurking in around forums to find the wisdom you seek from other lost souls in the same predicament, working hard and getting nowhere fast while your friends are laughing at you and your savings dwindle away slowly but surely.

Maybe you got lucky - maybe you made a few bucks here and there, maybe you've managed to sell someone else's product, but you also know that you deserve more and you also know that you are running out of time...

The kids need new school uniform, the wife a romantic night out. Maybe your husband has just been laid off and there are all those bills to pay too!

This is madness, I tell you and you must stop going on like this, you must stop it right now! No excuses, no ifs and buts - it's time to take charge of your destiny!

STOP Wasting your time!

You've been wasting your time long enough. You must wake up and realize that what you have been doing has not worked and will not work in the future either.

Take a break and look at what your relentless, hard work and desperate spending on the latest Internet marketing craze has brought you - nothing but disappointment and heartache...

I'm telling you now that unless you change your thinking and the way you work online, you'll be in the same old rut for years to come.

If you don't want to retire broke and a failure you must give up the notion that those books with recycled ideas, full of jargon and complicated technical wizardry will bring you fame-and-fortune and solve your problems overnight - it won't happen.

You must realize that you can't do this on your own. There is just too much competition, to much to do on your own and you need the support of others.

Too much hard work...

There are niches to find, products to create, marketing/advertising, traffic generation, list building, networking, site setup and maintenance, customer support --- do you want me to continue? Have you thought it all through?

Your only hope is to find someone who knows it all, has been through the mill and despite all the odds stacked against them, have come out the other side as victors and winners with proven, verifiable results open to any scrutiny...

Forget nameless, shady characters selling you internet-snake-oil in the back streets of Marketville and listen to those who have made it, those who (now) have the courage, knowledge and experience to let you in on the 'big secret' and have the power to turn your life around virtually overnight.

It is possible? Are there people out there who can (and are willing) to do this for you?

Yes!

I have done the hard work for you and have hunted down just such a man, his name is Alex Goad. He's only 29, he's been where you are now, he's been in the trenches and now regularly achieves 6 figure days!

He is an expert I've had in my living room spilling his thoughts, knowledge and experience to me because he can afford to share it, because he knows there is enough fortune to go around for us all, because he knows what it takes to succeed online and because he's not afraid to share this wisdom with you.

Light at the ed of the tunnel...

I want you to let me take him into your home. I want you to open your heart and ears to what he has to say. The blueprint for your success I have created with Alex is not just a unique report and step-by-step guide but a living, breathing success story that you are reading right now. It is one that will inspire you and will open your eyes to what is possible even if you have not made a dime yet.

Let me show you how! Before apathy sets in, before you accept it as 'fact' that Internet marketing does not work, it's all a scam and give up just before you get your big break.

Or worse still, your useless methods which have chained you to the grinder for months or years become 'second nature', a habit you can't shake off and years from now will still be holding you back from achieving your dream, producing the same results you are getting now...

Think about this...

You want to learn to paint. You have the options of buying a book and try and learn from it on your own. Or you can get a successful, living expert who can show you the tips and tricks of holding the brush the right way, having just enough paint on that brush and applying it with the right stroke.

Which one do you think will turn you into a successful, accomplished artist, in the shortest possible time?

So why do you put up with ebooks and spend more money on them you can ill afford? I'll tell you why - because you have been 'trained' that way. You may also think that it's difficult or impossible to find these experts.

Sure, you can hire them but they cost a lot of money and you are already struggling to make your first (second) sale.

But what if I told you that you could get yourself such an expert if you go the right way about it and do everything right.

What if I gave you not only a blueprint that would allow you to hook up with such an expert but also an interview as a proof that this is possible in deed? Imagine what would happen to your online career if you could get to brainstorm with someone like this - even get them to create you first product.

It's all possible --- I've done it!

Alex charges over $1000.00 per hour for his consultation yet I got him to talk to me for free! Why? because I used my own blueprint to approach him and did the right think to get him on my side and I can show you how you can copy my success and ride all the way to the top the same quick and easy way.

Introducing Guru Catcher

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It's not a dirty word!

It's about time I set the record straight and tell you that 'guru' is not a dirty word nor is it something to frown upon, despite the cheap shots people are taking at it to score a few sales. Gurus are experts, achievers and teachers in their field and as such we should listen to them. There is no better help than what you guru can give you.

They became gurus because they discovered or learnt the right way of doing things, because they earned their peers respect and admiration. They've built their reputation on quality and value. These are people with vast amount of knowledge, contacts, resources, experience and success - only a fool would turn his back on them, only a fool would refuse their help and inspiration.

Say No to Nay-sayers!

Don't get sucked in by those 'nay-sayers' too proud to admit that they need help and their ego so strong that they won't ask for it. They'd rather be struggling to prove they did it all by themselves then admit that there is an easier, better way to achieve one's dream

Don't make the same mistake, let me show you how a guru can turn your life around, how listening to someone, we would all like to become, can be that one break that you need to turn your life around - it did it for me and could do the same for you, if you followed my blueprint.

The road map to your success...

My Guru Catcher report and interview package comes straight from the "horse's mouth" no fluff, no fillers. With this package you get

The most important reason why you absolutely, positively, without a fail must catch yourself a guru if you want to succeed in the Internet marketing game, 3 easy ways to find your own guru, A 9 point checklist to ensure that your guru 'candidate' qualifies for the position, 7 sure methods to grab your guru's attention, Right way to approach gurus without having the door shut in your face, To know exactly how to leverage other people's names to your advantage, Proof that anyone, even a complete nobody, can succeed, with the right guidance, A sure way to have 6 figure days, if you are willing to break away from the crowd, A guaranteed shortcut to get to the top in record time, Up close and personal with an expert, a real, live success story, A simple, common sense approach to turning your career and life around virtually overnight, Proof that building your own list does not have to be a life sentence, The doors opened for you to the 'Internet Elite Circle', Your name in front of thousands people and turned into a commodity everybody wants, To know how to sit back and let others do the work for you, The quickest way to product creation, The one thing that you absolutely must do to ensure you start off on the right foot, The best source to find more gurus that you could recruit in 3 life times, 5 hardly known and harvested places where gurus hang out, An hour with someone who charges a $1000.00 per hour for less than the price of a regurgitated ebook.
I know what you are thinking, "OK, Ference, I can see how this could turn my life around for me

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